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The dangers of haitus

Kate | 2 Sep 08

The recent dearth in decent TV has led me to some very dark places, The Hills being a perfect example. I had seen these fools all over the gossip pages and wondered who they were and why people cared. I now realise no-one cares but for some reason, we can’t look away either. It is totally car-crash TV. It has been a long time since I have watched a TV show with so much venom and hate.  In fact, the last time, it was Dawson-related and he was just a character. Spencer and Heidi are supposedly real people and they are such complete douches. Why do I still watch? I do not know. Maybe it’s the glitzy LA lifestyle which seems so foreign, vacuous and intriguing. Maybe it is just to see what Spencer will do next. I keep waiting for someone to tell him he is really quite ugly. Because he is. He is not a player. MTV decided to repeat the entire first three seasons (we are half-way though season 3 now) and I was powerless to resist. Whitney seems like the only decent person on the how although I also really LOVE Elodie for telling it straight to Heidi:

You don’t even know what’s wrong and what’s right anymore. It’s so sad. Well, I’m gonna finish up on this, so, see ya.

Heidi’s face was just priceless.

These girls I can tolerate even though Lauren and Audrina show an extraordinarily bad dating choices amongst their other failings. At least they have not touched Spencer which makes them good people in my book:

Lauren Whitney and Audrina

These two? I want them to leave my TV (and the planet if possible) asap. I beg you, please do not procreate.

I am hoping the new season of TV will lure me away from this madness as I am not sure how much more of Spencer’s curly mop and mad eyes I can take.

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Help!, The Hills
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