Couldn’t split up Tango and Cash..
14 Sep 06The most awesomest email this week. Maybe even this year:
I am so excited. There are 10 of us going and it’s just before Christmas. And if a little debauched rock wont get us in the mood for Chrimbo then I dont know what will! I have listened to the mighty D’s album on the way into work for the past couple of days and this, my friends, is a mistake. Because yesterday I caught myself singing the following lyrics. Out loud. At my desk. At work.
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
and then a little later:
You broke the rules,
Now I’ll pull out all your pubic hair.
Not good.
